What are you doing this week? Feel free to share! Keep in mind it’s OK to do nothing at all, too.
At 3:17 AM on a Tuesday in Q3 2024, our production Kotlin 2.0 microservice fleet hit a 92% memory utilization threshold across 140 nodes, traced to a silent coroutine leak in Ktor 2.2’s request pipeline that had been bleeding 12MB of heap per second for 72 hours. We lost $14k in SLO credits before we found the root cause. A Couple Million Lines of Haskell: Production Engineering at Mercury (78 p
Many of us know the classics, such as: zombo.com (RIP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombo.com) https://www.penisland.net/ (its SFW, I promise!) crouton.net (this seems to be down? :( Heres how it looks like though https://protoweb.org/2024/01/28/crouton-net/ ) But what else is there? What are some of the silly fun sites you know about? It doesn't need to make sense. Just.. Fun. Whimsy.