If you manage a remote team of 10+ people, laptop battery monitoring is one of those quiet problems you only notice when it's too late: a dev's MacBook dies on a client call, a sales rep's Dell shuts down mid-demo, or you suddenly need to replace 8 laptops in the same quarter because nobody saw it coming. This guide walks through how to track laptop battery health across a remote team — the metric
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